Our readers’ strange behaviours and random outbursts have shown many of them to be un-normal. They seem to crave exposure for the dark reaches of their ever-screaming minds.
We generally encourage them to throw aside their dirty macs and expose themselves. The unfortunate resulting content of our mailbox so far is exhibited for your befuddlement here. Obviously some of these letters are from real life lunatics. Others are from the voices in our heads. We’d much rather they were from the voices in your heads.
· Spray painted on the side of local livestock
· A small piece of paper pressed into our palm by a stranger at a bus stop
· By semaphore from the bows of a sinking aircraft carrier just off Whitley Bay
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